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Who are you? Hensley Ironosaurus Wrecks

 

 

HensleytheIronosaurous

Who are you?
Hensley the Ironosaurus Wrecks
Who is your employer?
Currently I am in between jobs, looking for hire.
What is your dream job?
A hand model for a jewelry store or work in a rock quarry.
Where do you live?
In a nice gated community, outside the Badlands Community Facility (BCF).
Where are you originally from?
The Jurassic Period.
How long have you been in the valley?
I moved to the Valley on July 1 2017.
What brought you here in the first place?
A fifth wheel trailer.
What is your top travel destination?
I don’t know, I can’t move.
If you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you bring with you?
15W40 Oil for hydration, WD40 for my arthritis, and my snuggie.
If you could travel through time, when and where would you go visit?
The 1980s, I heard they had good music and an awesome sense of style.
Choose one thing to eat for the rest of your life?
Small children that like to climb on me. Just kidding, salad. Because you can make anything a salad. Especially little kids who like to climb on me.
Do you have any favourite movies?
Land Before Time. It gave me something to identify with.
If you could have supper with anyone dead or alive, who would you pick?
The manufacturer of Hiab. I have a little pain in my knee that I should get checked out.
If you had a superpower, what would you have?
Immortality.
Lastly, do you have any words of wisdom for everyone?
Keep an eye on the sky, watch for asteroids. They can come from anywhere.


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