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Who Are You? - Jesse Funk

jesse-funk.jpgAge: 18
From: Drumheller.
Job Title: Cashier.
Employer: Drumheller Bottle Depot.
How many bottles do you process a day? About $1600 worth.. and at 5 cents a can... LOTS.
What is your favourite colour? Red.
Because of the Calgary Flames? Yeah. But red is just cool anyways.
Can you describe yourself in one word? Wicked.
What are your hobbies or interests? Watching hockey on wing night.. and trying to find something to do with my friends.
What are your dreams or goals? To become a self-employed electrician.
Are you going to post-secondary? I’m going to SAIT in like a week.
What courses are you taking? Pre-employed electrician.
What kind of car do you drive? A ‘94 blue Cavalier.
What would be your dream car? A Porsche 911 so I can go fast.
Is the cup half empty or half full? Half full.
Favourite band? Red Hot Chili Peppers.
If you could travel anywhere, where? Somewhere in Europe.
Favourite food? Pineapple.
If you could be any animal, which one? Probably a whale.
Why?? It would be cool to see the ocean.
Do you have a favourite quote? Destruction leads to a very rough road, but it also breeds creation. I got a tattoo on my shoulder of that.
If you had a time machine, when and where would you go? The Red Hot Chili Peppers concert at Slane Castle, Scotland, in the 90’s.
What is your favourite movie? Probably Superbad. Aladdin is pretty cool, I guess the monkey is sweet.
Last words? Keep on rockin’ in the free world

Who Are You? - Amy Yavis

amy-yavis.jpgAge: 18   
From: Drumheller
Employer: Yavis’ Restaurant and Bar
Job Title: Big M (Manager) in training.
Why do you work here? My family owns it.
Are you going to school? I’m going to Mount Royal College right now.
What classes are you taking? Open studies in Math, Management, Marketing, and Accounting. I want to eventually own the restaurant.
Are you enjoying that? No, it’s really boring.
Can you describe yourself in one word?
What are your dreams and goals? To travel to bars around the world and then retire when I’m 35-40 with my hot Australian husband.
Why Australian? I like the accent.
What are your hobbies and interests? Dancing and shopping.
What is your favourite song? Anything Tanya (co-worker) can do The Fish to!
 What is your favourite food? Dino buddies with fries and gravy.
What about your vegetables?? No comment.
Do you choose Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
If you could travel anywhere, where? Australia, obviously.
Who is your favourite actor/actress? Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.
If you had a time machine, when would you like to travel to?
In the 1800’s, back in the days of the big poofy dresses.
If you fell in a pit of radioactive waste, what superpowers would you wish to develop? To be invisible.
Last words? Charge it.

Who Are You? - Mike Benci

mike-benci.jpgAge: 19... I mean 20
From: Drumheller
Job Title: Professional Delivery Driver
Employer: Pizza 249
What made you decide to get into the business? It is my parent’s business, so I kind of had to.
Hobbies and interests: Guitar, basketball, and keepin it ballin’.
Describe yourself in one word: Is 100% of pure excellence one word?
What are your dreams or goals? Go to SAIT and get my red seal for culinary arts, and possibly cater, or open my own restaurant. It would also be cool to just travel and cook in different countries, and go to new ones all the time.
What is your favourite food? Popcorn
Even though you want to be a world class chef?? Yeah! It is just so good.
What is your favourite dish to make? Prime rib, with garlic mashed potatoes with butter fried shrimp
Favourite band? Sublime.
What is your favourite movie? Scarface.
Coke or Pepsi? I hate them both, I want iced tea. Iced tea and popcorn!
If you could have superhero powers, what would they be? To be immortal.
If you were given a million dollars, what would you do? Give half to my family, then disappear for a year and travel around the world.
Favourite comedian? Dave Chapelle.
Any last words? Don’t forget to tip.

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