Who Are You? - Dillan Blasken | DrumhellerMail
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Who Are You? - Dillan Blasken

dillan-blasken-bw.jpgAge: 18
Job Title: Cut lenses, fix glasses, anything to do with glasses really.
Employer: For Sight Vision Centre
Hobbies and interests: Gold, dirtbiking, inventing.
Invent what? I can’t tell you...
If you had a time machine, where and what year would you go? Who told you about my time machine??!
Can you describe yourself in one word? Pfffft.
Are you optimistic or pessimistic? Optimistic, I bought a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
What are your dreams or goals? I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
What is your favorite food? Gum.
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie pop? I counted once, it was 914.
Whom is your favorite comedian? Larry David or Jerry Seinfeld.
What is your favorite movie? Joe Dirt.
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi... No wait, I mean Coke.
Who is your favorite superhero? I am my own superhero.
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? Rouleau, Saskatchewan, where they film the show Corner Gas.
If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it? Give half to my friend Fandrew, and then buy whatever I felt I needed at the time.

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