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Who Are You? - Brody Langager

who-are-you-brody-bw.jpgAge: 17
From: Strongfield, Saskatchewan.
When did you move to Drumheller? 2002.
Job Title: Baker
Employer: Extra Foods
Hobbies and interests: Cars, women, and money.
What are your dreams and goals? Become an RCMP officer, buy a Pontiac Solstice and get lots of money.
Can money buy you happiness? No, it cannot buy you true love.
Can you describe yourself in one word? Awesome!!
What’s your favourite song? Too Many Humans by Buckethead
Describe your dream vacation: I’d like to go to Cuba.
What is your favourite food? Pepperoni and mushroom pizza
Coke or Pepsi? Coke, obviously.
Favourite superhero? Spiderman, because he is awesome.
Favourite comedian? Lewis Black
If I had a million dollars I would... Buy a pimped out Solstice, then save the rest.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? 27, cause I said so.
What is the funniest thing you have experienced? Step one.
What is the most ironic thing you have experienced? Well, the other day I cut myself on a first aid kit...
 Favourite movie? Right now, Step Brothers
If you could meet one person, who would it be? Will Farrel, because he is freakin’ hilarious
If you had a time machine, where would you go? The 70’s in America, party all the time!
If you were on a desert island, what would you bring? A row boat, because a motor boat may die.
Last words? That is all.

Who Are You? - Jordan Harper

jordanharper-bw.jpgAge: 29
Born: Drumheller
Job Title: Service Manager at Harper’s tires, and I’m on call for the fire department 24/7.
Hobbies and Interests? Training, Triathlons, and fire fighting
In one word how would you describe yourself? Complex.
Any dreams or goals? Deathrace 2009
What’s your favourite song? Riverboat Fantasy by David Wilcox.
I have never heard of it.
You have never heard it?!
Describe your dream vacation: Going to Alaska.
What is the funniest thing you have ever experienced? Ring of Fire with Lee and Dena.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? I haven’t the slightest clue.
What is your favourite food? Steak and potatoes.
If you had a time machine, when and where would you travel? Drumheller, in the year 1900.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
What is your favourite beer? Corona.
With or without a lime? With the lime.
If you were deserted on an island, what would be the one thing you would bring? Obviously sunscreen!

Who Are You? - Tony Scott

tony-bw.jpgAge: 23
Job Title: Science educator for ATCO Tyrrell learning center, where I teach visitors about Alberta’s rich historical heritage in a fun and interactive way that is relevant to their lives.
Employer: The Royal Tyrrell Museum.
In one word how would you describe yourself? The colour green.
Cats or Dogs? Both in perfect harmony with one another.
What is your career plan? To become a wandering mendicant, an aesthetic teacher who travels the world.
Hobbies and interests? Reading, music, hiking the badlands. I am interested in the universe and all life in and across space time.
What’s your favourite bands? The Indian Ragas and the Turkish Ney
Describe your dream vacation: To travel back to ancient Asia with a bicycle.
Who is your favourite actor? Godzilla.
What is your favourite movie? I think that Hollywood movies suck, I prefer films.
What’s your favourite memory? Sitting in the backyard as a child, the warm summer breeze blowing between the leaves smelling of sweet grass and sage while gazing at the clouds.
What’s your favourite food? Hummus with feta cheese, and pomegranates.
If you could meet anyone, present or past, whom would it be? I would like to meet Buddha, and on the other hand I would not like to meet him.
If you were deserted on an island, what would be the one thing you would bring? The book, The Six Platform Sutra.

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