Who Are You? Tooooo Tall, Santa’s tallest elf | DrumhellerMail
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Who Are You? Tooooo Tall, Santa’s tallest elf

 

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Name? Tooooo Tall
Age: 601 and a half
Job Title? Santa’s Elf, I am one of the originals.
What do you do? I am still on the toy line. I don’t want to go anywhere else.
What kind of toys do you make? I don’t do electronics, mostly I make hockey sticks.
How tall are you? 5 foot- 19 -inches.
Do you have any special responsibilities with your height? I helped design this new workshop so no one would bump their heads!
In such a stressful workplace, how do elves keep their spirits up? We put in 23 hours a day. We drink a lot of Egg Nog.
What keeps elves motivated? The smiles on the faces of The kids when they open their presents.
After The Christmas Eve deliveries are done, and the sled is put away, what do elves do for vacation?
We go to Hawaii and play golf. There is always the January Elf Invitational. Then we visit the Delmonte plantation for the pineapples.
For some who helps to spread so much joy, what does an elf ask for Christmas? We don’t ask for much we like to see the big smiles on the kids’ faces and their eyes bulging out of their heads and the laughter.
What is the worst job at the North Pole? Warranty and complaints, but we are grateful that many local stores help to take back gifts.


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