Who Are You? | DrumhellerMail - Page #116
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Who Are You? - Dillan Blasken

dillan-blasken-bw.jpgAge: 18
Job Title: Cut lenses, fix glasses, anything to do with glasses really.
Employer: For Sight Vision Centre
Hobbies and interests: Gold, dirtbiking, inventing.
Invent what? I can’t tell you...
If you had a time machine, where and what year would you go? Who told you about my time machine??!
Can you describe yourself in one word? Pfffft.
Are you optimistic or pessimistic? Optimistic, I bought a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
What are your dreams or goals? I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
What is your favorite food? Gum.
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie pop? I counted once, it was 914.
Whom is your favorite comedian? Larry David or Jerry Seinfeld.
What is your favorite movie? Joe Dirt.
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi... No wait, I mean Coke.
Who is your favorite superhero? I am my own superhero.
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? Rouleau, Saskatchewan, where they film the show Corner Gas.
If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it? Give half to my friend Fandrew, and then buy whatever I felt I needed at the time.

Who Are You? - Brody Langager

who-are-you-brody-bw.jpgAge: 17
From: Strongfield, Saskatchewan.
When did you move to Drumheller? 2002.
Job Title: Baker
Employer: Extra Foods
Hobbies and interests: Cars, women, and money.
What are your dreams and goals? Become an RCMP officer, buy a Pontiac Solstice and get lots of money.
Can money buy you happiness? No, it cannot buy you true love.
Can you describe yourself in one word? Awesome!!
What’s your favourite song? Too Many Humans by Buckethead
Describe your dream vacation: I’d like to go to Cuba.
What is your favourite food? Pepperoni and mushroom pizza
Coke or Pepsi? Coke, obviously.
Favourite superhero? Spiderman, because he is awesome.
Favourite comedian? Lewis Black
If I had a million dollars I would... Buy a pimped out Solstice, then save the rest.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? 27, cause I said so.
What is the funniest thing you have experienced? Step one.
What is the most ironic thing you have experienced? Well, the other day I cut myself on a first aid kit...
 Favourite movie? Right now, Step Brothers
If you could meet one person, who would it be? Will Farrel, because he is freakin’ hilarious
If you had a time machine, where would you go? The 70’s in America, party all the time!
If you were on a desert island, what would you bring? A row boat, because a motor boat may die.
Last words? That is all.

Who Are You? - Jordan Harper

jordanharper-bw.jpgAge: 29
Born: Drumheller
Job Title: Service Manager at Harper’s tires, and I’m on call for the fire department 24/7.
Hobbies and Interests? Training, Triathlons, and fire fighting
In one word how would you describe yourself? Complex.
Any dreams or goals? Deathrace 2009
What’s your favourite song? Riverboat Fantasy by David Wilcox.
I have never heard of it.
You have never heard it?!
Describe your dream vacation: Going to Alaska.
What is the funniest thing you have ever experienced? Ring of Fire with Lee and Dena.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? I haven’t the slightest clue.
What is your favourite food? Steak and potatoes.
If you had a time machine, when and where would you travel? Drumheller, in the year 1900.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
What is your favourite beer? Corona.
With or without a lime? With the lime.
If you were deserted on an island, what would be the one thing you would bring? Obviously sunscreen!

What social media platform do you use most?